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Film and Comparative Lit. graduate, begrudgingly plies trade in a post office (no, not like Bukowski). I blog about these things and also my terrible drawings for your (dis)pleasure. Furthermore ignore the wank off message the theme maker encoded into the script at the bottom. All content is obviously my own unless stated. I'm not going to watermark my stuff.

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Anonymous asked: nikki minaj is a gross fuck who is overly sexual and uses too many swear words I'd rather listen to something decent like mozart.

concretefemme:

shitrichcollegekidssay:

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Mozart - “Leck mich im Arsch” - Canon in B flat for 6 Voices, K. 231 / K. 382c

ok.

gonna write a dissertation on the history of songs referencing eating ass 

FROM MOZART TO MINAJ

This is amazing and even more the fact that Mozart song is real

amen

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cornonmacabre:

 

Megazord shitter than I remember…

arsvallis:

boyexemplified:

yeahnodudehella:

Masculinity is so fragile.

MAN CAVE STRONG! PROTECT FAMILY, DEPENDABLE FISHING!!!

BEEF MCLARGEHUGE

ape no kill ape

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oh

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eidak:

the sound of teenage girls laughing near you when you’re by yourself is literally the most terrifying thing a person can experience

always.

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Hey, Bart! Summer’s almost here. Which kind of sprinkler do you like? The one that goes like this? Or the one that goes like this? Oh, and there’s this one!

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amen

billyfiend:

someone showing me arctic monkeys

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me listening to arctic monkeys

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intlharborofgrace:

i literally went to turn on my computer to screenshot this whole tweet and post it here because i have not been able to stop laughing at it for the past ten minutes

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